Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Thursday May 24, 2012

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware. When your owner starts cooking and cleaning, faster and faster, you know something's got to give. Don't wait for that point. Let yourself be their emotional outlet. Demand a long walk.

Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
The squeaky wheel gets the oil. If you look happy and content while the humans socialize over food, then don't expect many table scraps. Practice putting on your most yearning mask before the big event.

Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Harmony Reading

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
It's the same thing every year. Your humans get tight with money right about now. Reality is setting in or the bills are arriving. But whatever the reason, expect people in the doghouse to act a bit moody.

Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Numerology One-Year Forecast

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
You'll turn over a new leaf, be a good dog from now on, only reveal your domesticated self. Actually, why promise your humans the moon and the stars? Put responsibility for your high energy right where it actually belongs -- on their shoulders.

Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your persistence will eventually pay off, but at what price? Is a biscuit really worth all the goodwill in the doghouse? You have to draw the line somewhere. Give that some deep thought.

Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Friends and Lovers Reading

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Cut your humans some slack. They're social animals, too. It shouldn't mystify you that they need time with their friends, sans canines. Count yourself lucky that these gatherings don't happen more often.

Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
If you're like a dog with a bone, it's because, well, you're a dog with a bone. Nothing and no one can distract your from this delicious pet project. Friends and family will just have to wait.

Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
What's the best treat you can imagine, even in your wildest dreams? Try not to control it; just let your imagination go. What, it's a pat on the head from your favorite human? Then it's a good day to get exactly what you want.

Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You can only be so flexible. It's time to admit that some relationships just don't work. Your energies are different, and that's just for starters. Whether it's the dog walker or the neighbor, slip your collar and say goodbye.

Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Past Life Reading

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
New car smell is all the rage. For humans, that is. You could take care of the problem in your own, special way, but that would ruin it for your owners. Whether it's really a car or just a new basket, take your time getting used to it instead.

Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Give up on organizing your thoughts. It's just not happening, no matter how hard you concentrate. Focus on your feelings instead. They're much more understandable, and much more in need of organizing.

Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Not sure why you're no longer earning the big biscuits? Your performances are, well, less entertaining than they used to be. It's time to put on a brand-new show. Start rehearsing.

Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading

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