Aries (March 21 - April 19) When your owner is asleep on his feet, it's time to take action. A spontaneous break for freedom will allow you to get some freeform exercise and do some exploring.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Sometimes a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do. Rush to the first available patch of grass and deal with the consequences later.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You and your owner have a communication problem. You think you're making your wishes clear but they just think all the whining is annoying. Find a new way to get your message across.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You'll enjoy learning this particular lesson, especially if the good biscuits are involved. But even if not, that Eureka moment has its own reward.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner is high-spirited lately, and that makes you suspicious. A vacation may not be in the cards, though, so don't start to stew until the suitcases come out.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The list of important things in life is not completely about relationships, but it might as well be. Love steak? Sure you do, but who gives it to you?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're actually helping your owners by eating a candy bar because that's less for them to eat. The consequences could get ugly, though, so stay near the door.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Sure, a boy and his dog is a cute image, but you wouldn't swap your owner for love or money. Who needs mud puddles? No one can curl up with a romance and enjoy a rainy day like the two of you.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're used to going out with some regularity, but lately you've been putting up with too many postponements. Enough is enough, even for a patient dog like you.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner was following all kinds of advanced ideas about regular exercise. Now that she's falling back on her old patterns, you'll have to slip the collar and enjoy some freedom.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Sure, you spend a lot of time lost in the clouds, but in dreams, not delusions. You still know how to come when you're called and bark when you're told to speak.
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