Aries (March 21 - April 19) Emotions need to be curbed. It's not subliminal business that's a problem. The source of your trouble is right out in the open. But watch your aggression no matter what triggers it.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You and your humans are feeling things with passion for a change. The source of your emotions may be vastly different, but at least you match each other in intensity.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There's plenty of action in the doghouse. Count yourself lucky that your only role is to observe the ways of humans. But don't waste too much time probing those unknowable zones.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) As usual, the emotional intensity has nothing to do with you, unless you count being the antidote. You know just how to talk the humans off the ledge, and it doesn't even involve words.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) All the ribbons and bows in the world can't hide what's beneath the surface. Someone is doing some plotting, and you're on to them. But you'll never convince the rest of the humans of it, so don't bother getting your fur up.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Last year at this time, there were no unrealistic goals. This year, you'll be lucky to get some rawhide. But you still get the best gift of all each and every day, so enjoy time with your humans.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your concerns run just as deep as your humans' do. While your owners are wrapped up in their issues, you have your own business to attend to. Slip your collar and take care of it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Something intense is on the horizon, and just the anticipation alone is getting your fur up, in a good way. The same could be said of your humans, if they had fur. Use the feeling to regenerate.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner has an active subconscious, right on cue. They need you now more than ever, and being their pet just isn't enough. You'll have to be their stuffed animal as well as their security blanket.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Something is being organized, but what? All that really matters is taking place in the kitchen. You know what that means, so stake out your spot now.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Visiting humans have you feeling emotionally exposed, something you never knew you had in you. You'll have to put up with them for the immediate future, so when you need privacy, hide in the doghouse.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Being fuzzy has its advantages. You're getting plenty of pats and attention today, from folks who might not be used to your coat. A dog could get used to this kind of treatment.
