Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're nothing if not frank and open. When you finally find out who has the sticky fingers -- or paws -- you let them have a piece of your mind. You may not get that rawhide back, but you've made a point.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) OK, bigmouth, keep your observations to yourself. The world doesn't need another orator, at least not the dog world, so keep yourself from announcing every passing car or squirrel.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Don't waste time wondering whether you can get away with the crime. This one has your paw prints all over it. Don't eat the trash if you're not ready to spend time in the laundry room.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your humans come in the door with bag after bag of food, and yet they won't share the bounty. That's not the way it works. Your chow is in there somewhere, to be doled out later.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Another dog has boundless energy. You used to be that way, too. Now they're the one on fire to get to the dog park instead of you. That's okay. Every dog has his day, as they say.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owners don't know it, but they count on you to overcome tension around the house. With your floppy ears and clownish ways, you just can't help yourself, and neither can they. Ham it up.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Why in the world does your owner travel so much? Isn't there enough commerce right here? Apparently not, so enjoy what there is -- the dog walker, the extra chow, and of course, having the bed to yourself.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Are you really thinking about stealing another dog's bone? You know what they say: If it looks too good to be true, it probably is. You're better off drooling over it from a distance.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Save your lungs. You can bark all day and no one will listen. You might as well accept your daytime accommodations. As a matter of fact, if you look around, you'll find things are not as bad as you imagined.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Jeepers, don't just charge into the dog run with lightning speed! Other dogs won't know what hit them. Curb your enthusiasm, at least until you've been given the once over.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You and your friends just can't get organized. Is it because you're lacking an alpha dog? No, it's fine to hang around in a casual way. Not all groups of dogs are meant to form packs.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You think bad weather is no reason to skip a walk, but your owner will have a different opinion. Appreciate the walk you get and don't dwell on the hike you missed, if you want to enjoy each other's company.
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