Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's a good day to pursue romance. Your owners think that it's strictly off limits, so you'll have to elope. And they wonder why good dogs stray.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Shifting alliances have you wondering where you stand in the pack. You may be suffering from some insecurity now, but you'll end up with strong attachments when the dust settles.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner loves dogs, and you think she should only spend time with like-minded people. That's not always possible, so learn to keep the licking to a minimum.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner is cost cutting, and your biscuits are the first to be compromised. You think it's outrageous -- you're not a bargain-basement dog! That attitude's a bit far-fetched coming from someone who eats from the trash.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You radiate confidence wherever you go. That works well with other dogs, but it can scare some humans. Show some warmth as well.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) With so much happening, it's a roller-coaster ride, so be flexible. You'll feel like alpha one minute and underdog the next.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Other dogs look to you for answers, but you're that rare dog who does not want to be group leader. Putting your tail between your legs should make that clear.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The alpha dog is a big problem for you. You may feel picked on, but know it's not just you. Consider riding out the storm to be your challenge.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You live to take risks and don't even know it: chasing the school bus, bolting into traffic, eating off the street -- you name it. Luck is on your side.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Another dog may feel more deserving, or is she just being a dog? Either way, watch your back if you don't want to share your resources.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner is experiencing a sudden change in his relationship status. If he doesn't know what to do with this newfound independence, drop the leash at his feet.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Try not to inflict your opinions on others. You love to bark at each passerby, but it's not so much fun for the recipients.
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