Aries (March 21 - April 19) Some latent aggression is bubbling to the surface, and there's not even any mail to take the brunt of it. Watch doing anything more than getting your fur up. Going any further and you're in Bad Dog Territory.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Being a bit jealous is normal; however, the level of intensity you feel is over the top. Putting your nose in between your human and a dog is one thing, but keeping other humans at arm's length is counter-productive.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) No matter how calculating you may be, you'll never get your human to forget that they keep promising you a walk. You might as well let your thoughts slow down enough to enjoy what you have today.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If you can't tell if you're moving forward or backward, or exactly what season it is, it's for good reason. You're tapped into something much bigger than your day-to-day life in the doghouse. Just knowing that is an antidote to some of the intensity.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It's not a time to be self-centered. Rather, it's time to take stock. You're more the hunter than the gatherer type, but take a look around you and make sure all your loved ones are safely corralled in the doghouse.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) The successes of yesterday have you thinking big today. There's no harm in having unrealistic goals, so don't reign yourself in. Put everything you beg for on the longest possible leash.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner plans on being generous with their money but stingy with their time. You prefer things the other way around. Don't settle for chew toys, no matter what kind of material they're made from. Insist on longer walks instead.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You certainly don't need a day of rest. You get five days of it each and every week. Your owner not only needs one, they deserve one, too. Go easy on your demands for exercise.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your imagination is in overdrive. It's so entertaining you wouldn't mind being alone in the doghouse for a change. You'll have plenty of that later. Don't waste precious together time on your internal picture show.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) The power and prestige of being alpha really isn't all it's cracked up to be, but you wouldn't mind finding that out for yourself. There are some lessons a dog has to learn on their own. Go for the glory.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're so used to having the place to yourself that you sometimes forget when the humans are around. Like it or not, you have an audience today. Be sure it's not the other way around.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You can tell your owner expects something of you but exactly what that might be is a bit fuzzy. Don't worry too much about it. It's not as if you're signing a contract. After all, you're only working for biscuits.
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