Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good things come in pairs today, and so do gate keepers. If one human won't budge, focus on the other. Once you find the right person to charm, everything will be fine.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) An outing with the dog walker shouldn't be as hard as you're making it. Your whole routine would be a lot less dull and boring if only you'd allow yourself to enjoy it. Give it a try today.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your energy level is almost too high to focus on your human, but that's the best way to enjoy your walk today. So save bouncing off the proverbial walls for when you're stuck home alone.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Issues around the doghouse is the last thing you need today. Think to yourself, 'Been there, done that!' if you get the urge to start any new projects, be they of the digging, eating or barking variety.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Why be jealous of your owner's date? Dinner and a movie is not your idea of a good time anyway. Enjoy having the doghouse to yourself and look forward to the doggybag.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner has been keeping their impulse buys on a short leash. They'll have a minor setback -- and it involves you. If you're lucky, it will be chow. If you're not, it will be haute couture.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) There is no balance in the day, and that feels great. You'll be flirting with every human you meet. When the teeter totter tips to the ground, hop off and focus on your four-legged friends.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's not time to be passive! You'll never catch the elusive rabbit if you're unconscious. On the other hand, that may be the only way to catch him, depending on how you play your cards.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Something unexpected happens at the dog park. In fact, it happens upon your entrance. If you are caught unprepared, don't hesitate to put on your 'don't look at me' face.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You want to be a good dog, you really do, but it just won't happen. All the attention in the world can't make you follow the rules today. Cut yourself some slack -- your owner will.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) If you can't do it emotionally, do it intellectually. Think about it. With so many dogs to choose from, there are bound to be plenty you're compatible with. So connect.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner would never trade you in for another dog. But the down side is, you're accumulating a few emotional debts. So pay them off today by being good.
