Aries (March 21 - April 19) The cat does as little as possible, and yet she always manages to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Don't waste time wondering how; you'll never master her hunting technique.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You don't like walking alone, but it's no fun being walked with dogs who don't share your temperament or style. Stick with the like-minded dogs and you might sway the whole bunch.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner dreams of riches and fortune, and they're putting in the hours it takes to get them. In the meantime, they're making due with small change. Get used to cheap eats.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Be prepared for your mind to wander today. Channel all your energy into daydreams as your owner focuses on dull, detail-oriented tasks.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Don't fly off the handle when your owner won't share their resources. Get creative about it and you'll discover plenty of ways to score some table scraps.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Being critical of others is not in your nature, which explains your excellent walk today. Besides, who cares if your human plods along at their own pace when you're off the leash?
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Don't get upset if you can't make tracks on your afternoon walk. Your owner is taking their time, and that gives you a chance to examine every blade of grass along the way.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Your owner is using their imagination to stage a romantic encounter. Now that the unusual walking route you've been on is not such a mystery, try being on your best behavior.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner thinks they've misplaced something, but you know better. Just as they decide to tighten that belt and keep track of things, you decide that belt looks good enough to eat.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's an ancient canine proverb: When whining gets you nowhere, howling might. Do what it takes to wake your owner before it's too late.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Owning you has lead your human to a huge discovery: Taking care of others is an important part of caring for oneself. Now that they've discovered altruism, what other advanced ideas can you point out?
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Some believe life is but an illusion, and some think that belief is a delusion. Either way, you're adept at seeing through the camouflage and the haze of what's undeniably real: love.
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