Aries (March 21 - April 19) You may come across to strangers as a bit insensitive, but in reality you're in tune with their every quivering emotion. So when you meet up with them, you'll know right away who wants to avoid the once-over. That doesn't always mean you'll refrain.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Be careful with other humans -- not all of them are as friendly as yours. If you must risk an encounter with a stranger, then brace yourself for rejection. Chances are good your gamble won't net you the affection or food you're seeking.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Staying in the doghouse alone is not your idea of a good time. You want to be where the action is. When you hear the car keys, there's just no keeping you back. No amount of lecturing from your human will make a dent in your determination, so just block it all out.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owners are your priority. You're not usually torn between taking care of yourself and taking care of them, but today you hesitate, if only for a moment. If you know the old saw, you know that that's all it takes. You'll be a stray dog by nightfall.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You live to love and you live for fun, but never in your wildest dreams could you have imagined the two would come together. And in the form of another dog, no less. It came from out of nowhere to find you and it won't be here forever, so enjoy the feeling while it lasts.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) When you want to rush ahead but the leash holds you back, it's hard to remember that the culprit is actually your beloved human on the other end. You're ready to chew through some leather when all you need to do is give one beseeching look over your shoulder. Go the easy route.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Responses from most humans are good but there's always one who acts offended or afraid. Today is no exception. At least you've finally learned not to take it all so seriously. You know just what to do: keep your nose in the air and trot right on by.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Getting caught up in the heat of the moment is perfectly understandable, especially for a dog like you. But what your pack mates have in mind is more than you should risk participating in. Trust your gut on this one. When you feel torn between holding back and diving in, hold back.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Being alone is the last thing you want. Surround yourself with friends and family, on two feet or four. There'll be plenty of time to look inward in the next few days. For now, focus on all the fun going on in your life, both in the doghouse and out.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owners are obsessed with discipline. It doesn't seem possible to convince them that life in the doghouse doesn't have to be so structured, but if you keep chipping away at their attitude, you're bound to get your message across. Inching onto the couch or bed is still your best line of attack.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) All you want is to add new members to your human pack, but the people you're picking out are just not responding well to your overtures. Humans can be hard to read but try to pick those that have similar values to your owners. It's one way to find common ground among the species.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You just can't help yourself. You know that doing the right thing means not begging, but today luck and being bone-headed are both on your side. Your owners' usual approach is ignoring you but they know that giving in is the most immediate solution to the problem. You'll get away without so much as a scolding.
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