Aries (March 21 - April 19) On some days you can fool yourself that the inevitable won't happen. But today all you can summon is perseverance. Hanging in there is the best you can hope for. It's not easy, but it will pay off.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're prepared for excitement, fun, entertainment -- anything but a day alone. You can't indulge in any of those things today, but if you can hold on during work hours, you might get some in the evening.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You may dream about running an obstacle course, but it's not a bad dream. In fact, if the rest of your day proves that interesting, you'll be in luck. Dealing with boredom is your hidden strength.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Why do your humans always react as if you have a crazy idea when all you want is a walk? It could be the way your getting your message across. Try a calmer approach.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) With no owners in the house, is there still such a thing as right and wrong? Only by doggy standards, perhaps. But your authority figures will definitely be home sooner or later, so try to keep that in mind.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're stumped. Why bother with soul searching when you can't really express yourself anyway? That's one way of looking at it. Another is, you don't always need to see yourself in your owner's eyes. Learn about yourself for the pure fun of it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Go ahead, let your guard down and relax. There's no point in guarding what you can't eat. It may be hard to fathom, but no one else in the doghouse really wants it anyway.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You know all about the heat of the moment. That's where the leash comes in. You might not understand how the two are connected but your owner definitely does. Don't resist it.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You live to oblige people. Today it looks as if the tables are turned, literally. But while the table scraps are flying, it's up to you not to overindulge. Don't overeat.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You share a lot of your absolute necessities with children. Exercise and fun are just two of them. You'll have all day to explore the rest. Enjoy.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Circling three times before laying down may seem strange, but your peculiarities don't end there. Boredom can bring out the eccentricities in any dog, as your owners are soon to discover. Go easy on them.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The can opener is like poetry to your ears. But when you hear pots and pans clattering in the kitchen, it just has no meaning at all. You'll understand their point by the end of the evening.
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