Aries (March 21 - April 19) Barking to get your way may tempt you today. If you need a reason not to, just look at the dogs who do it. Do they seem happy to you? Better to charm to get what you want.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Is it a good time to insist on your owner's fitness routine? Or is it a time to lay down and be lazy? Whichever it is, you and your human are finally on the same page.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're finally learning to express your thoughts in a way that your humans can understand. Who knew it could be so much fun? Now that you've gotten the hang of it, don't overwhelm them.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Domestic bliss could be challenged. In fact, it's not as hard as it sounds. It doesn't take the mailman to start a maelstrom of barking, so don't be the first one to chime in.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Romance and friendship are a good combination. Others will agree with you, and not just dogs. Watch your owners go on a date, and then have some fun yourself.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Minor setbacks can teach your human some deep and meaningful lessons. They're a bit hard to digest, so be your most loving and devoted until life's tutorial is over.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) High energy naturally leads to some serious romping at the dog park. You're not the only one who appreciates its beauty. The human observers are your biggest fans and your biggest tippers.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's time to put your skills to good use. Send your human some subliminal messages. It may be normal to wake up from a nap wanting pizza, but liver? They'll never know what hit them.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You'll enjoy a large gathering of associates. If you were a human, you'd be shaking hands and passing out your cards. Do the equivalent in your own special, canine way.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Keeping up with the comings and goings of other dogs is not just a hobby, it's work. But no matter how hard you try to stay in touch with the canine community today, connections just can't be made.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Personal issues are keeping your human from connecting with others. It's up to you not to let them get too detached. Drag them around other people, no matter how hard they resist.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Look at the bright side when old pack members leave. It creates space for new ones to join. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, but do get a grip on your sentimentality.
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