Aries (March 21 - April 19) You have plenty of patience -- or is it bullheadedness? Whatever it is, you'll walk blisters on your pads before going home willingly.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You'll make a shocking discovery: The neighboring dog has been taking your bones without your knowledge. She can dig them up as fast as you can bury them.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You like to socialize as much as the next dog, but what good is a dinner party if there are no table scraps? You'll have to place yourself strategically if you want to get the goods.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You and another dog will go toe to toe today. You can't back down, because your reputation is at stake, so all you can do is count on the other dog to get cold feet.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You don't have to do much soul-searching to realize that you and another dog are just not compatible. It has nothing to do with philosophies of life and everything to do with habits.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) It's not taboo in dog culture to indulge too much, but try not to anyway. You may not appear rude, but you'll still feel stuffed to the gills.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) There's no pleasing some dogs. Your owner may get a new leash for you. If it's too short, you'll be forced to pull, and if it's too flexible, you'll hardly know how to walk a straight line.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner is too analytical for her own good. Communication between her and her partner is good, and yet she worries and worries. Drag her out for a long walk to relieve some tension.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It seems to some as if you're living the good life, but it's not all fun and games. There's the house to protect and the humans to shepherd, then there are the woods to inspect -- your list goes on and on.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're never bored when you're in the car. You love to watch the scenery rush past. Or is it all the smells? Either way, you'll get plenty of both today.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You wonder what kind of date your owner will be having. Your money is on making a good dinner, but don't be disappointed if it turns out to involve poetry instead.
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