Aries (March 21 - April 19) Misfortune could come your way if you lose them, but those things on your collar are more than just charms. It's part of what binds you to your human, so don't shake, scratch or slip them off.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Loyalty to your human shouldn't extend to your afternoons alone. Would your rather spend the day on your own yet again, or go out with the dog walker? Your choice, and either answer is fine.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You try to be a good dog, you really do, but the temptation to romp is always there. That should be on the Good Dog list, so don't feel torn between your humans and your pooches.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If you have any competition at all, your idea of domestic bliss might be challenged. Having your humans all to yourself isn't the ultimate experience after all. It's not that it's a let down, it's that having housemates is surprisingly rewarding.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You and your owner finally have all the time in the world. Or so it seems today. Enjoy it while you can, because structure soon returns. Spend time doing what's really important -- walking, romping, just being together.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) If you've always wanted to be the center of attention, now's your chance. Make a scene. If you catch the eye of one dog it will be better than nothing, but make the whole pack your goal.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You know what your owner needs: more socializing. But in order to do that, you're the one who has to do the flirting. Use your inner compass, then pull them towards just the right person.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's a hard decision to make, but face it, your owner is holding you back. At least where a certain other dog is concerned. You'll have to slip your collar, so do it guilt free.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner treats you to some wonderful walks, but why do they need so much preparation time? It's a human thing. Be patient while they think out every aspect of your route.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Entering the dog park used to be a big challenge for you, but that's a distant memory now. Give the old, fearful you a nod, then let the image fade away forever.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Every pack has its own culture. Spend some time with a new one. You might learn a trick or two, not to mention what you could bring back home to your own.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Let the path walk you for a change, or better yet, let your owner. You don't have to be in charge of every turn. Let things work themselves out instead of trying to lead when you feel lost.
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Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman give their early season assessment of all thirty MLB teams at the three week mark, as well as discuss the long-awaited debut of Texas Rangers pitcher Jack Leiter.
