Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're about as agreeable and charming as a dog can be today. So why aren't you getting any of the big biscuits? Have some patience. You need luck thrown into the mix, and for that, all you can do is wait.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You and your human should leave the doghouse prepared for anything. Who finds romance and who finds an old bone is still up in the air, but what isn't is that you'll both enjoy the journey.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Don't strut your stuff. Hidden strengths should be just that -- hidden. Once other dogs recognize you for who you are, your challenges will just increase. Lay low and play humble.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner is having a dinner party of sorts, and you feel conflicted about it. You have both the need to socialize and the need to stay within familiar territory. Why not go with the tried and true: begging under the table.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) If you're one of your pack's showoffs, it's time to go all out. No show of power, pride or ego is too ostentatious. Call it a canine competition, and don't stop until you win the crown.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Find an unusual way to express your ideas. Regular barking and howling are getting you nowhere. If you're not sure what approach to take next, do a bit of soul searching.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've done so much practicing that the thought of an ambush almost seems like more play. Stay calm, but this time it's for real. There's something afoot at the dog park. Take a close look at your pack alliances.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The discord at the dog park is being caused by -- eek! -- you. That's right, you're the abrasive, antagonistic dog they're all talking about. If you've had no idea, then try acting warm and fuzzy for a change, just to gauge the response.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You oblige people all day long. The last thing you want to do is accommodate other dogs. But that's just what you'll have to do if you want to keep the peace at the dog park. Go ahead, indulge them.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're nothing if not faithful. When your owner leaves, you do nothing but stare at the door until it opens again upon their return. So just who gets into the trash and rumples the couch pillows? Must be your evil twin.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're bored out of your mind, if only because your human is. Sitting around listening to old relatives is not your cup of broth. You can make yourself into the perfect excuse to leave. Start the whining early.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're happy to leave your humans to themselves when they make a good dinner and start with the poetry or other soft words. Under one condition, of course. Make sure the doggy bag is extra large.
