Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'll have a real problem on your paws if your owner signs any agreements today. The fine print mentions dogs, and -- you guessed it -- they're not allowed.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're sick of slipping under the fence. It's fun and all that, but it's more fun to have your owner with you. Spend a few minutes whining at the door; you may be surprised when the leash is pulled off the peg.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner is the ultimate procrastinator. Things are getting too blurry for comfort and yet they won't get glasses. They're losing this and misplacing that, while you're doing a jig by the door. There's not much you can do but wait.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You've got plenty of energy, but just make sure it's good energy. The one sure-fire way to do that is to use it up. That sounds like a contradiction, but it's not, so go tear stuff up.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're used to being the emotional one, but someone else flies off the handle today. Now you know how the rest of the world feels, putting up with all your barking. But that won't stop things from going right back to normal tomorrow.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner's relationship is not moving at the pace they expected. Whether it's going too fast or it's at a stand still, they're having second thoughts. You have no problem being their fall-back dog. In fact, it gives you a sense of purpose.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You know how to walk that fine line between the canine and human worlds, but too much duality can bring you down. That's just what happens today, and no amount of flexibility can help you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You and your owner have the same dreamy goal: to win over a certain human. Use your hidden talents to lure them over, and then sit back and let your owner do the rest.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're usually a Frisbee ace, but today you might have trouble getting your feet off the ground. Skip the more complicated catches and just stick to the simple, tried and true ones.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll end up feeling sorry for a dog that usually drives you up the wall. That's your compassionate side rearing its head. But now what? For a dog, that could be as simple as overlooking a chance to pounce.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner has racked up masses and masses of bills. They suffer from a common ailment that causes all faith in the future to shrivel up. They can't get to any joint assets, though, so in that respect, you'll always have a roof over your head.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's another high-energy day. If your owner doesn't treat you to a long walk, then you'll just have to treat yourself. You know what to do, so enjoy your freedom.
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