Astrology.Com Daily DogScopes -- Tuesday May 22, 2012

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Things happen so fast even you can't make heads or tails of them. Keeping up with your human is just impossible, and it's all a bit much. For once, you'll be the one hoping for the weekend to roll around.

Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Karmic Love Reading

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You're racing ahead of your human. Or you would be if you were off the leash. If you're stuck going for a more orderly walk, then make the most of it by dragging your owner on the ride of a lifetime.

Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Friends and Lovers Reading

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Think of it, you could be out there meeting lots of people and their dogs, if only you were out there in the first place. Let that be the fire under you that you need to put a fire under your human. Both of you need to get out of the doghouse.

Today's Gemini Reading: Free Sample Life Path Reading

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Your owner may have plenty of chores piling up, but that's no reason for you to let them off the hook. You'd prefer it be a labor of love, but if walking you is one more task on their list, then so be it.

Today's Cancer Reading: Free Sample Numerology Portrait

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You'll be socializing with your humans. It's more of an intellectual thing than a party, but it's socializing just the same. The only thing missing is the chance for table scraps.

Today's Leo Reading: Free Sample Chakra Reading

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Be careful how you let your humans know what you want. Begging is out, so what's left? If you haven't practiced your mental telepathy lately, now is your chance.

Today's Virgo Reading: Free Sample Astro Identity Reading

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Where did all your owner's good energy go? They're out and about all day long and when they come home all they want to do is lie around the doghouse. But you have plenty of other things in mind. Communicate with them clearly.

Today's Libra Reading: Free Sample Personal Astrology Profile

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
On the one hand, if you're as sweet as possible, you may get your way. And on the other, if you're as annoying as possible, they might relent. Simply choosing a strategy feels like a big gamble. Take a deep breath and decide.

Today's Scorpio Reading: Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Reading for two

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You owner already does enough navel gazing. The last thing they need is a boring day. It falls on you to keep them busy, and you know just how to do it, from sun up to sun down.

Today's Sagittarius Reading: Free Sample Priority Shuffle Tarot Reading

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Someone needs to chase away the less-than-desirable friends your human has been making. You're just the one to perform the service. Make their time in the doghouse a must-skip experience.

Today's Capricorn Reading: Free Sample Daily Grind Reading

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You don't need sparks to fly, but you do need to feel some kind of connection with other dogs. You'll experience one on an intellectual level. You'll even enjoy it once the shock wears off.

Today's Aquarius Reading: Free Sample Chinese Luck Prosperity and Longevity Reading

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You'll be begging, but not for anything specific. That's because you don't know yourself what it is that will scratch this particular itch. Keep begging until you find the right prescription.

Today's Pisces Reading: Free Sample Maya-Aztec Reading

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