Aries (March 21 - April 19) Be more careful than usual if you bolt out the door tonight -- there will be little light in the depths of darkness. Watch the curves if you walk along the side of the road.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You have seemingly shamanic powers when it comes to knowing where to dig for an old bone. No point in disabusing your owners of their beliefs, but you and your friends understand that you're a more practical mystic. The nose knows.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You get riled up by children singing and dancing. Your only possible response is barking, but that doesn't mean you don't think it's poetry in motion. With a knick-knack paddywhack, give your dog a bone.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) If your owner starts to lecture, be prepared for your mind to wander. You connect with humans, but words go in one ear and out the other. You prefer to trust your strong intuition to stay in tune with others.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Things may not be clear. It's a good day to do research along your route, but listen to your instincts when making decisions. You may not know how to react when another dog gets creative.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's hard to enjoy being walked in a group when others move at a different pace than you. Your dog walker can't focus on the one and the many all at the same time. Make sure your needs are clear when it's time to stop for business.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You tend to go ballistic at the site of a cat, but keep your intensity in check. You'll never catch up by straining on the leash. Keep your head down and your nose to the trail if you want to flush out the bushes.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You may have been spayed or neutered, but you still experience romance in your dreams. What it's all about is a mystery to you. In your waking life, you know nothing of such things.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's hard to be obedient and Zen at the same time. When you see a squirrel, it becomes a target. As you race ahead, you're not a dog; you're an arrow flying into the abyss.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your compassionate side may be drawn out today when a bedraggled cat looks like she's ready for a visit to the vet. Instead of pouncing, bring her home by the scruff of the neck. She'll clean up nicely.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You put yourself first today, just like every day. It's not that you don't care about others, it's just that being focused on your humans is what you really want to do. There's no need to re-evaluate your values when it comes to being compassionate.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) A penetrative insight leaves you transformed. You'll rediscover your puppy side and grow up at the same time if you do as you're told -- when doing what you're told means chasing the stick.
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