Aries (March 21 - April 19) What kind of owner do you have? The type who gets visibly upset when things go wrong or the type who just gets introverted? If it's the former, then watch out. And if it's the latter, do what you can to draw them out.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) In many ways, it's been a marriage of convenience. How could it have been otherwise? But even if you were picked out of a storefront window, you and your humans are well matched today. Enjoy your deep emotions.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Take things a bit slower than usual today. It goes against the grain, but try not to rush ahead at the first hint of extra leash or burst out of any opening. Once you take a breath or two, you'll see the advantage to this approach.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Act like you're walking on eggshells today. What seems like a simple sniff hello could cause major upheaval. Play it safe and don't greet any dogs you're unsure of.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're amassing quite a collection of antiques. Whether it's bones or old shoes, they're really piling up. If you want to keep them all to yourself, then stay on the lookout for plotters, especially of the upright variety.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's not that you hate the vacuum cleaner so much as you are perplexed by it. Keep on trying to figure it out, as long as your human lets you, that is. Barking may not seem smart but it's your way of delving deep.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) It feels like an oxymoron, whatever that is, but some days it pays to give things away. Spread the wealth. The more biscuits you share with other dogs, the more you'll find in your bowl.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) What does a dog have to do to be respected around here? Apparently, strength alone just isn't enough. You'll have to pour on the charm on top of it, if you want other dogs to be drawn to you.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your human wants to be alone today. Don't try to figure out why. Take a look at the big picture instead. It won't take you long to realize the benefits to you. Take off and have fun.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You want to play alpha, if only for the day. You have friends who can help you in that area. Just don't forget to act humble once your human walks through the door again.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It only happens once a year, if that much. Yep, you're feeling emotionally exposed. Hide behind the nearest tree, or better yet, stay in your basket. This too shall pass.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) A cat may look like an easy catch, but don't be fooled. You'll feel like you're stuck in a fishbowl swimming with sharks before you can think 'gotcha.' It's definitely one conflict not worth getting involved in.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
