Aries (March 21 - April 19) You don't want to work in groups so much as you want to work on groups. You're herding any animals in sight today, including those with two legs. Whether that gets you treated as a pioneer or a mongrel is immaterial to you.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If someone is trying to get a rise out of you, you're more than happy to oblige. This goes beyond just getting your fur up. Before you enter into an all-out dogfight, ask yourself if simple weirdness is worth it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Okay, so you've been be influenced by the cat, if ever so slightly. You're dog enough to admit it. Besides, it's not as if they've left you radically changed. You still turn around three times before settling into your basket at the end of the day.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You've learned to be flexible, but you're up against the very edge of your adaptability. You'll never be an intellectual dog, no matter how hard your owner works on it. But stick with the lessons, if only for the biscuits.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It's a dig 'til you drop kind of day. You feel like you've caught a rat in its hole, and you won't stop trying to get at it until you're out of energy or your owner whistles, whichever comes first. Try one approach after another.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your first reaction may be to slip your collar, but your new tack isn't as bad as all that. Give it at least until the end of the day. You'll have plenty of opportunities to break it in, in your own special way.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Don't give up on being a show dog just yet, even if the show is only in your owner's living room. Once you understand one command, you'll soon understand others too. It starts with just a single word.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You'll have problems with your owner, but nothing radical. It just feels a bit forced to have to act like a puppy these days. Even being treated like the pride of the litter doesn't interest you.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Communicating with humans has never been easier. You'll be able to tell right away who wants your attention and who wants to avoid you at all costs. That makes it a great day to meet strangers.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Nothing you plan will go well. A simple walk to the park means a leash wrapped around your human's ankles. On the other paw, the unexpected can be a lot of fun. Be open to anything other than your usual routine.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're sick of having tons of energy but nothing to spend it on. Your slow, deliberate lobbying is starting to have an effect on your humans. You'll notice a change in their level of inspiration when it comes to getting extra exercise.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) What good is being a sage if you can't express your thoughts? Your intellect is your finest quality, but no one is aware of it but you. Wanting to be treated like Einstein is unrealistic, but do demand a bit more respect.
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