Aries (March 21 - April 19) You need to form a pack, but are any other dogs a match for you? You might want to give them a trial run first. Spend the day enjoying the adventure while secretly measuring their strength and stamina.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It seems as if your major attachment is to your leash. That's a shame, because it should be to your humans. You need to work on building their trust in you. Start small.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Humans are taking you at your word today, so be especially aware of what you express. Aggression, growling and barking, for instance, can get you into some serious trouble. But lots of licking and snuggling may result in a few table scraps.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Curbing impulses is a must for any domesticated dog. Work on easy things first, like barking, then move on up to the harder ones. Eating out of the mailman's hand may be pie in the sky, but it's worth shooting for.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You'd be perfectly happy to sit at the window and watch the stars. Unfortunately, the real celebrities don't appear until after hours. You have a long wait, but hey, your humans are worth it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Some days there isn't enough human company for your taste, but today there are too many people around. It could be because they're so overbearing, but more than likely it's just that they're there at all. Endure.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You'd love to be with your alpha all day, but which one? Your human or your pack leader? Some choices are harder than others, and you're not the only one waiting on your answer.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're always the first one to tell when your human is stressed. That makes you take your job that much more seriously. Don't let anyone who adds to the tension into the inner sanctum.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're torn between the urge to travel and your devotion to your human. Fortunately or unfortunately, your decision has no bearing on what you actually end up doing for the day.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Every dog you meet has the same idea you have about a certain object. In fact, they fancy themselves more deserving of it than you. Be prepared to protect your favorite toys.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Doesn't your owner realize how many compromises you make every day, just to be considered domesticated? Maybe not, but it really does work both ways. Well, not the domesticated part but all the rest. Be sympathetic.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Someone has you confused with a worker bee. You need more from life than just following orders from sun up to sun down. The next time a human says heel, tell them to buzz off.
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