Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your human can't charm their way into a dog biscuit, much less a raise. If only they would spend some time studying your technique. That's not a bad project to start.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If your human wants to spend time with coworkers, then that makes it a good day to spend on yourself. Just don't overdo it. You can come up with plenty of ways to stay emotionally fit without resorting to destruction of property.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You don't need high energy and physical exercise today, although those things certainly can't hurt. As long as you can stay focused on your human, you'll be feeling good.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Bad things come in threes. Your human has hit a bump in the road, so watch out for others. Only when two more have gone by will domestic bliss be restored in the doghouse.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Why does your owner need computer equipment to communicate with friends? The two of you are on the same wavelength but it's not that easy for everyone. Let them have their fun.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Impulse buys threaten more than minor setbacks. Don't let your human near a store. That should be easy for you, but not so easy for a human partner. Be in charge of the leash.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner doesn't have to do any flirting to get attention from others, but then, neither do you. It's that kind of day. Enjoy the high energy that the spotlight brings you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some decisions are harder than others for humans. When your owner is mulling something over, that leaves you with plenty of time to think. Or dream, as the case may be. Enjoy.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) If you start dwelling on every injustice, you'll just turn into a bitter dog. Look at the bigger picture instead. A comfy basket and a roof over your head should cancel out the occasional bad chow.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Romping with other dogs is your true calling. But no matter how hard you try to get to the park, connections just won't be made. Accepting that is one of today's challenges.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You wish you could experience something new, but it's the same old chow over and over again. It's time to beg, borrow or steal your way into a new menu, with an emphasis on beg.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) A fork in the road is more than a fork in the road. Another dog is waiting to settle a score, so be extra careful picking a path. In fact, let your owner do all the navigating.
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