Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't just think about what you want, think about how to get it. If your owner is the one holding the goods, then they're who you have to charm. Give your approach some thought.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If spending the day by yourself is just fine with you, then there's no reason for a dog walker. But getting fit with someone other than your human would be a much better time. Learn to love them.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Focusing on your humans, focusing on your buddies -- it's just too confusing for you, especially if you have high energy levels. Pick one group to be loyal to today, then stick with your choice.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Domestic bliss is challenged. Slinking is not your favorite activity, but you do it well. When things around the house don't go smoothly, you'll know just what to do.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You and your owner have a standing date -- with the entire dog park. Enjoy the route there and back if that's the only time you have to spend alone together.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A cheap chew toy, inferior chow -- these are only minor setbacks. But a short walk? Now that's something deep and serious. Have a heart to heart, of sorts, with your owner.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You and your packmates are working out your high energy. It's a doggy ballet, complete with an appreciative audience. Enjoy the attention from the humans on the sidelines.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) The metal rabbit may be elusive, but not as hard to get as praise is these days. If doing backflips isn't getting you the attention you need, try a more passive approach.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Some dogs are out of control. The park is starting to feel like the wild west. You may not have opposing thumbs, but you still feel like putting a star on your tags and carrying a pistol. Other dogs want you to play sheriff, too.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's not a good day to be a needy dog. You'll hardly get noticed, much less be given treats. At least not many days are like this, so draw on all the attention and affection you have in the bank.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You'd love to strut by in a poodle sweater. You might not have that kind of owner but you can still walk by with your tail in the air. Or you could stop acting so aloof and simply connect.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Being a good pet means striking a balance between security and insecurity. You should never think you'll be given away and replaced, but don't be so sure you can get away with anything. Think twice today.
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