Aries (March 21 - April 19) Try to look at things in a new light. For whatever reason, you see the chair cushions as one of your obstacles. It's hard to have restraint, but if you continue to shred them with such perseverance, you'll spend time in the doghouse.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It's hard to list all of your owner's good qualities: loyal, dependable, and indulgent. So why do you feel the need to strew the trash whenever their back is turned? It has nothing to do with them. As much as you love your human, it's out of scent, out of mind.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Don't dwell on your weaknesses. Look at them as hidden strengths instead. You may be unpleasant to walk on the leash, but you'd make one heck of a sled dog.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner will be hosting a lunch or dinner party. Instead of cowering in the laundry room, look at this as an opportunity. Take the initiative and you may end up eating like a king.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) It's all black and white with you. You're not exactly stubborn, but you're sure the mailman is up to no good. In fact, you'd bet your reputation on it. No human has enough authority to change your mind, so get used to the laundry room.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You and your buddy were quite compatible when you were on the open road. Now that you're both on leashes, you're lunging for each other's throats. No one will imagine you were such great travel friends.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've always counted on the comfort of your packmates, but suddenly things are getting a bit strained. Stay calm and try to use diplomacy rather than intimidation. Growling will get you nowhere this time.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're used to being top dog, but a tiny, yappy thing is brave and daring, and driving you mad. Those nips at the heels are more than mere irritation; they may just do you in.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You think 'sit' and 'stay' are mundane commands for a rescue-ready dog like you. They may seem beneath you, but try to do them anyway, if only to oblige your human.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) When your owner is in a frugal mood, they take advantage of discounts. Your human can be economical with their food, but when it comes to yours, you want top quality only.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) How much pampering does one dog need? You're reaching your limit. You'll have a good day if you figure out how to slip your collar and have some fun on your own.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner had a busy night, and now's not a good day to move. But you still have to go out, like it or not. If your owner can't make it off the couch, bring them the cell phone and say hello to the dog walker.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.
