Aries (March 21 - April 19) It seems as if there is no end to the obstacles in your path, and your patience is wearing thin. But don't give up. You'll achieve your goal with perseverance. Use begging as a model.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Old Faithful is your nickname. It doesn't really hold much sex appeal, but being dependable is definitely attractive to humans. If you're trying to attract dogs, though, look for slime and mud.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There's a blurring of fact and fiction today. If you're hot on the trail, get ready for some detours. What smells like the real thing is a decoy, and even an old pro like you will be fooled.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Ah, there's nothing like lunch at home. Your owner disagrees, which causes some friction on the domestic front. What else is a dog to do, when left alone all afternoon?
Leo (July 23 - August 22) If your owner has been waiting and waiting for a new addition, don't despair. It may seem like the new pet is stuck within the system, but it's really a matter of human ego. Someone will soon get over their power trip.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) No place is too unusual to enjoy a nice snack, if not a meal. You'll be finding food wherever you go today, and no leash will be short enough to keep you from wolfing it down.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're a dog magnet today, and your attraction is not beneath the surface, either. Yup, your beauty is only skin deep, whether it's an alluring coat of slime or a new collar.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's a rare occurrence, but it does happen. Today you'll win any dog fight. You may not be the stronger opponent, but you'll outsmart them this time.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Obliging other dogs is a nice quality, but it's time to look at the bigger picture. Do you want to be the underdog forever? If not, it's time to start putting your paw down.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) With so much to do each day, it's hard to remember to relax. Just the basics take up plenty of time, things like walking in the woods and watching your owner's back. You'll be understandably tired at the end of the day.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your human can't get enough of old relatives. You think they're a bore because they're too slow. And walks go way down whenever they visit. They have a lot of value, though, so treat them like family.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Ah, the art of illusion. Poetry, beautiful words, dinner -- romance is in the air. This combination of hooks could reel in the right fish for a change, so be on your best behavior.
Gregg Doyel flashed a heart sign at Caitlin Clark at her introductory press conference on Wednesday afternoon to kick off an incredibly strange back-and-forth.
