Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's not the route you take but the way you take it that has your human frustrated. It may seem mundane to them, but checking out all the details is your responsibility, so take your time no matter which path you choose.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're feeling emotional. When you can't even let the animals you're attached to out of your sight, it's hard to see your human go out the door without you. Take a deep breath and bark after me: they'll be back.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If you're having a hard time communicating with your human family then focus on your canine one instead. No amount of chatter is beyond their comprehension, and vice versa.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) When your humans are busy dealing with the big picture, you get to focus on the smaller details. Meal time discussions are the most profitable. When dinner is over, it's time for you to clean up.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're nothing if not impulsive. When someone rings the bell, it's impossible not to bark. But once they're in the door, the time to be rash is over. Don't be hasty today.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Tidying the doghouse may not be a big deal for some dogs, but for you it's quite an achievement. Things make more sense once they're in order. After all, you can't chew bones if you can't find them.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You may start the day feeling self sufficient, but sooner or later that nagging voice in your head will lead you back to your human. Don't resist. That invisible leash will always be attached at both ends.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You live to be of service, but do yourself a favor and take care of yourself today. No one knows what you need better than you do, so look into the smaller details if you want to have a good day.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Everyone is driving you crazy, even your human. Find a place where no one has authority over you if you want to enjoy yourself. Once you get back, you can sit, stay and roll over for anyone.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Finding facts is effortless today, so look into the cold case files. Dogs who may have moved a long distance away still have plenty of clues left for you to pick up. Follow the bread crumbs.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Be careful where any doggy business is concerned. Your best buddy may be flying off the handle, and dogfights are the last things you need. Find a more grounded dog to hang around with.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Being affectionate toward a stranger will reap plenty of rewards for your human, but that's not why you'll do it. That's too analytical for you. Be yourself, with or without knowing all the facts beforehand.
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