Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owner is doing some cooking, but if you want a sample, you'll have to exhibit some boldness. When blatant begging doesn't work, go for the goods.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner is spending time with someone quite opinionated. You'll be on edge analyzing their tone of voice, but don't worry. They're just doing some light debating.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your doghouse just keeps getting bigger and better, thanks to your extravagant owner. You now have room for guests, so extend some invitations to neighbourhood dogs.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You spent so much time reading the telephone poles that when you finally meet the authors, they feel like celebrities to you. They're just dogs, though, and they've read all your messages, too.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your walk may take an unpleasant turn, either literally or figuratively. Don't be too rigid in resisting the direction and you could pull off an enjoyable outing.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner thinks looking out the picture window is all you need to do to have a good day, but she's mistaken. The more things you shred the more she'll consider hiring a dog walker.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're not stressed with the situation yet, which is a good thing. Continue looking at the fence as merely another challenge and you'll find your way around it soon enough.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You want your accommodations to be upgraded, but be forewarned: First class costs more. You'll be gambling if you take it upon yourself to sleep on the sofa.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Other dogs have business problems, which works to your advantage. Your owner will spend twice the normal amount of time rushing you all out the door.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Other dogs are involved in power struggles, but you keep your distance. If you wonder where you stand, know they respect you for your independence.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Conserve your energy. When other dogs growl at each other, just mind your business. Getting caught up in their dramas is the last thing you need right now.
Our final 2024 mock draft projects four quarterbacks in the first five picks, but the Cardinals at No. 4 might represent the key pivot point of the entire board.