Aries (March 21 - April 19) Keep your head clear and your thoughts grounded. But there's no need to slow down to do it. In fact, you're at your best when all four paws are in the air at once.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owner should know by now that any good personal day includes you. If they've somehow managed to miss this important point, then make it as plain as the nose on your face.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It doesn't hurt to try; if at first you don't succeed, try, try again! There are so many ways you're spot on in your efforts to get what you want, and you don't even have any platitudes memorized. Just keep right on begging.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're not the only one who needs the occasional day alone. Your best buddy just won't venture out of the doghouse, even for you. If it's one of your furry friends, then give them a pass. But if it's your human, then they're not allowed off the hook.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You already know the secret to exercise, besides the sheer joy of it. For humans, it's called the carrot on the end of a stick. For you, it's the electric bunny. If you want more of it yourself, you'll just have to come up with a more appealing carrot.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're usually good at coming up with ways to keep yourself amused, but you've reached a creative block. Don't let things progress to that critical, destructive phase. Go back to the old basics. Tennis, anyone?
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Feeling weird? That could only mean one thing: you're picking up on your human's emotions. Luckily, it's just a sticky bout of sentimentality. You shouldn't have any trouble snapping them out of it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's hard to enjoy yourself watching one dogfight after another. If getting along well with others is your cardinal rule, then it's time to find a pack of dogs that works well together.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Wondering what to do about lunch? You have plenty of material at your disposal, and it's not all in the kitchen. Do some taste testing. You may come up with an unusual dish.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Go ahead, let your human spend time and energy impressing others. After all, they've already got you, hook, line and sinker. Just be sure you get all the appreciation you need.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) When you don't even react to the mail, then you know you must be dog tired. Don't try and fight it. Curl up in your basket. Your castle is safe even without your watchful eye open, at least for today.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) All the dogs at the park have the same bored, lost look. You need something new to spice things up, but what? A natural leader is right under your noses, and it shouldn't be too hard to sniff them out.
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