Aries (March 21 - April 19) You're standing on the sidelines again. Are you shy or simply selfish? Start focusing on other dogs for a change. Start looking outward, and everything will be fine.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) The daily rituals are where all the fun is, but once your owner is out the door, the routine can get dull. Don't make it so. Spend the day chasing your whims as if they were your tail.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It won't be an intellectual day, exactly, but you'll have fun with your mind just the same. Simply watching your own thoughts flit across your inner screen is all it takes to keep yourself amused.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It seems like your owner's relationship is sailing in choppy waters. Or is it all in your head? One clue isn't enough to be sure, today, but don't waste time watching for others. The only action called for is love.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Why put it off? Nose in on your human's romance. Make it an action kind of date, with you as the third wheel. That way you'll all know if the three of you are a good combination.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Watch out for impulse grabs, no matter how appealing the prize. You'll make a bigger splash than you mean to. Is that really what a used toy is worth to you?
Libra (September 23 - October 22) It doesn't take much for you to have a super day. Attention from humans, romping with dogs, catching the breeze -- next thing you know, you're flirting with ecstasy.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Being on top is the elusive position. That might seem like a challenge, but giving in to your human is the only way to win. Once you submit, resisting will be but the vague memory of a dream.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You won't have a second to sort out the various aspects of the mix when you get to the dog park. There may not be any preparation time, but diving in is the best approach anyway.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your human is focusing all their energy on work and not connecting with you. It's got to stop, at least for the day. You'll both be better off for it, so drag them out the door by the leash.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Personal issues are keeping your human down. Being aloof is just not impressive. They need to connect with others, and you know just how to show them the ropes. Snuggle up!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Problems could arise in even the best of partnerships but you wouldn't go looking for a new home if they did. You and your humans are in it for the long haul, and the sooner you all accept that, the better.
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