Aries (March 21 - April 19) The humans are spending more time in the kitchen than usual but less time eating. Odd. It's not clear why they're getting all hot and bothered, but it will be soon enough. Your task for the day is to pretend you can't stand the heat and scram.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If friends and family haven't filled the doghouse yet, they will soon enough. The smells alone are filling the place to capacity. You're not the only one who can hardly wait for it all to come together. Suggest a few samples. Others are like-minded.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Do you smell amazing chow or are you dreaming? You can hardly stand the wait anymore, but you really have no choice. Counting down the days is almost over. The feeding frenzy is still a few days away, so spend today being clear for all you're thankful for.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It's impossible to keep yourself from thinking about the smells in the doghouse. If your mind wanders anywhere, it's into the kitchen. But more likely than not you just can't do any of your usual daydreaming. Begging is your best way to kill the time.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Humans are reacting with an unusual level of emotion to the silliest of things. The kitchen is the center of their ridiculous new universe. It may not be clear what's going on, but it looks to you like they're fighting over bones. Stranger things have happened.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your humans are less organized than usual. Way less. The kitchen, for starters, is a shambles of pots, pans and baking tins. Don't be too critical, though. The more disorganized they are, the less likely they are to miss what you're filching.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The kitchen is bustling. It's impossible to keep your head down and mind your own business. In fact, with all the smells in the air, your nose is most definitely up for most of the day. Anticipation keeps your spirits up as well.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You get to live one of your dreams but only if you act like a dream come true for your owners. Being on your best behavior is crucial, especially if there are guests in the doghouse. Your payoff will be way more than biscuits.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You won't have your usual trouble getting out of the basket in the morning. The smells coming from the kitchen are enough to wake the dead. They'll lead you there like a zombie, and that's where you'll park for the near future. Smart dog.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're sick of waiting for some compassion on your owner's part. For once you want something good to eat, and not out of pity. Don't jump the gun. You'll have plenty in that department to be thankful soon.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Take it easy today. The last thing you want to do is push your owners to their outer limits. There's a veritable feast waiting for those who behave. If it pays more to be a good dog during certain times of year than others, now's that time.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's not too late to transform yourself into a good dog. Not only will it make your owners happy, but it'll pay handsomely. As silly as it sounds, sitting when you hear the word sit and coming when you're called are just about all it takes to buy yourself a meal fit for a king.
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