Aries (March 21 - April 19) A little bit of self control goes a long way. You're not one to plan ahead, but if you want to make it to the dog park, much less eat a biscuit, do your best to behave.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It goes without saying that weirdness is out of place at the dog park, but don't take it upon yourself to enforce the unwritten rules. Leave that to someone who cares more about decorum and less about tennis balls.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If you thought you had gone as far as you could go, think again. Your general behavior won't be radically changed, but even you can learn a new trick or two.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) How do those humans remain so aloof? You'll be barking your head off and all they'll do is drag you in the opposite direction. It must be a byproduct of opposing thumbs, so don't bother trying to emulate their attitude.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Ego clashes are all in a day as far as you're concerned, but they don't have to be. Ever notice how happy the dogs that back down seem to be? The secret could be more than their brand of chow.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't like your new collar? Don't just scratch it off and bury it in the yard. Show your human just how uncomfortable it makes you. Otherwise, resign yourself to its replacement.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Intellectual connections bore you. Not so your human. Let them put you through your paces if that's their idea of fun. Then demand some tennis balls.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) There are unexpected outbursts at the door, and for once they don't involve you. That doesn't mean you can't throw in your two cents' worth, though. Bark for all you're worth.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You've always wanted to meet new people, and today is the day. Once you slip your collar, just be sure not to give strangers the wrong impression. Not looking over your shoulder while trotting is only one tip.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Being a creature of habit is comfortable but limiting. The more you widen your approach, the more new information you'll be able to pick up. But don't stress, the best nuggets are not far from your usual routine.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're the master of high energy and excitement. Your humans could take a few tips from you. Share just what gets you going each and every day. Your owner will be affected by your vision of chow.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) The front door, the back door, the clock, your chow -- too many thoughts are making it impossible for you to focus on any one thing. Chuck them all and dig into whatever's at hand instead.
