Aries (March 21 - April 19) Calling you an opportunist is almost the same as calling you a dog, it's so integral to the canine species. So guilt is out of the question, no matter how concerned you are about your reputation. Your humans' attempts at manipulating your behavior are sadly off the mark.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A personal day is a bad day as far as you're concerned. Why spend time alone in the doghouse? Seems like a huge waste, no matter how much your owner tries to convince you otherwise. They're likewise inflexible, so you're going to be home alone, like it or not. You might as well accept it earlier rather than later.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Don't let weird undercurrents make you act aggressive. Your owner may or may not be trying to exert their authority over you, but you shouldn't pull too hard on the leash until you know for sure. Otherwise, you're simply confusing the issue and spending your brownie points on nothing.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You wish you had an intruder to deal with, but you have absolutely nothing on your plate. It would take something more serious than the mail to balance out all your boredom. A long walk at the end of the day is an absolute necessity and your owner is not getting off the hook.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your enthusiasm is infectious. Everyone in the doghouse is going after what they want with the same dogged determination you usually show, no pun intended. When everyone around you is equally tenacious and relentless, there's bound to be a dogfight or two. That won't stop anyone from going for their goals.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Is it wrong to expect a good day when you wake up in the morning? Of course not -- but if you want one, you have to make it happen yourself. Your human isn't going to be at your beck and call. In fact, they might not even be in the doghouse. But that won't stop you from working hard to have a good time, and it pays off.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're feeling sentimental for your puppy days. Being too big to fit on your owner's lap is sad, but on the other paw, it has its advantages, so don't waste time moping. Focus on all the things you get to do now that you're grown, like take long walks with your humans and be closer to table height.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Communication is always a problem but you have the willpower to keep on sending your message out there until it's picked up and acted on. Your humans can't get out of your line of sight even if they tried. If anyone buckles, it's them, not you. You have too much self control to give up.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You go for direct forms of communication. That's one of the reasons your owner's interest in music and poetry is so mysterious. If you had to choose one of the arts for them to spend time dabbling in, it would be the culinary arts. Start making some not so gentle suggestions.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You've been slowly and steadily working on your human and change is finally noticeable. You'll get walked as soon as they come home in the evening and get your choice of chow. Now if only you can convince them to quit their job and work from home, you'd be all set. Start the new plan in motion.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're tired, but not dog tired. You can easily force yourself to go for a longer walk than usual if that's what your owner has in mind. And if it comes to staying up late pining by the door, there's no better dog qualified for the job. You're not the kind of dog who doesn't know how to exert some self-discipline.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your pack is feeling devoid of enthusiasm lately, but this empty feeling isn't the fault of your faithful leader. Your alpha is doing a good job trying to generate some excitement. It's a cloud hanging over your dog park that's making your pack so destitute. It will pass long before you get around to finding a new leader.
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