Aries (March 21 - April 19) Of course you don't love all your possessions equally. There is a definite hierarchy. Keep your eyes on your most beloved chew toys today, and don't bother getting your fur up if the others walk away.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Fancy clothes, unusual scents -- your owner seems to be preparing for romance. You're not sure how those things relate to each other, but you should know by now that they do. Prepare for a long evening alone.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Correspondence, bills, junk mail -- it's all one in the same, in your observation. So just why your humans go ballistic over some things and not others is beyond comprehension. Play it safe and avoid it all.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're as charming as can be and finally understand where the term carnival barker comes from. A mere suggestion from you has your humans falling all over themselves to oblige you, and the crazier the idea the better. Think steaks and fine linens.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're digging your paws in, with or without your human's resistance. You might even find yourself saying no to things you love, like chow or affection. Go ahead, overindulge your contrary mood.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You'll experience something foreign, and you won't have to travel far to do it. Whether your human brings home an unusual doggy bag or you jump your neighbor's fence, enjoy things a bit out of the ordinary.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Why stay calm? As you already know, most problems with humans originate beneath the surface. So when things look fine but you have that nagging feeling, don't hesitate to bolt.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's a day of contests and challenges, and not just for you. It's one pack against another, with no room for compromise. Of course, this is just Wilderness Reenactment 101, so enjoy.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're more than just another of your owner's responsibilities -- so much more. They need a reality check and you're having a hard time giving it to them. Don't give up. Keep focusing on love and devotion until they get the reminder.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Children know how to have fun. In fact, they're as thorough about it as you are. You're both experts in your field, so enjoy a meeting of the minds today.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You, bored? How strange. Take advantage of this peculiar feeling to take a much deserved break. Spend the day lounging on the couch and ignoring all signs of intruders, real or imagined.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your human caressing your silky ears and crooning soft words -- what more could you ask for? Well, a good, home-cooked meal would be nice. Lucky dog, you get all that and a bag of chips. Enjoy.
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