Aries (March 21 - April 19) Any communication your owners have with other humans should be kept short and sweet. You've waited patiently for your turn to have their attention and you're not about to let anyone else butt in front of you. You know exactly how to regain your status front and center.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owners don't mind you racing ahead as long as you stop to look back at them at the appropriate times. Throw a glance over your shoulder every now and then just to appease them. If you suddenly understand the errant biscuits that come your way, put the thought right out of your mind.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You just can't stop yourself from being flirtatious. If it didn't work so well, it wouldn't be your MO. From biscuits to walks to a spot on the couch, batting your big, brown eyes gets you what you want again and again. And again. It's a great day to reel it all in. Enjoy.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner can't give you the kind of attention you're used to when they're focused on an irritating chore. That means they misinterpret the messages you send that take some deciphering. Stick to the simplest ones if you want to avoid some frustration and headaches. Nothing over one bark long is worth bothering with.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) When the regular old walking, begging, sleeping routine has grown stale, it's time to do a little bit of brainstorming. Two heads are always better than one. Find another member of your pack and ask them for some exciting new ideas. What they consider old hat will be a novelty to you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owner doesn't have as much sway over the day as you think. You can make yourself happy or miserable depending on how you play your owner. The day has great potential, so don't give up on it just because you don't immediately get your way. Simply change tact.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You've got life in the doghouse all figured out. What else did your humans think you were doing all those days alone in your basket? Now that you understand what makes things tick, all you have to do is manipulate things to get longer walks, extra chow and a spot on the couch. Get to work.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're tempted to scare a visitor right out the door, but don't do it. You really won't be doing your owner any favors, even though you pick up on their dislike or discomfort in the stranger's presence. That has more to do with business matters than personal ones. Keep your nose out of it.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Philosophizing is for less active dogs. You're too busy for that kind of nonsense today. Besides, you've got everything worth figuring out already figured out. Your attitude is not as shallow as it may seem to the humans. At least you have your priorities straight, which is more than you can say for some of the bipeds you know.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You don't have time for idle chatter today. Even checking out other dogs is too much of a bother for you. You have more important things to do than listen to your humans yak away, too. When that certain something pulls on your invisible leash, all else pales in comparison.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) It can be a good day if you get creative. That means using your mind more than your body. You have a unique way of solving the boredom problem and it involves others. Sparks might not exactly fly, but you do manage to form a miniature pack of sorts. Enjoy the connection.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You want to keep busy, but some of your options can lead to trouble. Be careful what you choose to do. The last thing you want to do is change your owner's good mood to a dark one. You have the ability to do just that if you're not careful.
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