Aries (March 21 - April 19) Sleeping all day may look easy to an outsider, but you know just how much hard work it can be. It all pays off when your human walks in the door, though. Let yourself be sprung.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owner has the same intense energy as you for a change, and it has to do with romance. You have no idea what one has to do with the other, but all you have to do is welcome it to the doghouse.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It's not that you're nosy, exactly. It's just that you have a few questions. But when you go digging for answers in the neighbor's yard, get ready for a few shoes to be thrown your way.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You know nothing of the days of the week, but for whatever reason, the doghouse is filled with family today. Enjoy getting table scraps for lunch as well as dinner.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You and your packmates make quick work of show offs. Your humans, however, are a bit more indulgent. Don't take it up on yourself to tell an ostentatious guest just what you think of them.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're contemplating philosophy today. You can only express the simplest of ideas, such as food, walk, love. But that doesn't mean your humans can't tell you have a lot more going on than that.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The way to your human's heart is through -- their dog? Someone gives your owners a token of gratitude, in the form of a present to you. Enjoying it is the only response required of you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It's a day of contests. Most of them are only for fun, but one will really turn on the heat. Make sure it's not one with your owner. Neither of you enjoys that kind of friction.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner can get caught in a tangled web of details. They can't see the forest for the trees, at least not without your help. Do what you have to drag them out the door.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) With so much to keep you busy, you'll have to be forced to relax, if someone else remembers to do it, that is. But if you just can't be bothered to spend any time in your basket, then simply slowing down will have to do.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You owner has some peculiar ideas about how to spend the day. You won't be taking the same old walk but you'll be perfectly happy just the same. At least you won't be bored.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) 'Come and get it,' 'Good dog,' 'It's time for a walk' -- those are beautiful words. But you'll hear a few today that are less than poetry to your ears. Forgive your owner after the speech is over.
