Aries (March 21 - April 19) Being independent and being obedient are not mutually exclusive. If you play your cards right, you can lead your owner around, while letting them think they're controlling the leash. Put on your most innocent face.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You and your human have been looking forward to today, but for different reasons. If they're expecting a day on the couch, examining their active subconscious, then you'd better set them straight earlier rather than later.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) The owner-pet relationship is fine, but you'd rather take things to a deeper level. You see yourself in more the partner-and-friend role. Start working on presenting your case to your human.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) With you waiting in the wings, there's no reason for your human to be doing too much self-nurturing. Make it clear you're happy to take on some of that responsibility. Then do it.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're used to being the one all fired up and ready to go, but it's your owner who has the seemingly boundless energy today. You can hardly keep up. You'll get a taste of your own medicine when it comes to pulling on the leash.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're more like Eeyore than your usual self today. Where you usually look on the bright side, today you face each suggestion with a sigh and the thought, 'just forget it.' Force yourself to snap out of it.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Tapping into your human's intellectual side is one of your current projects. It's too early to give up, but don't feel depressed if you can't figure anything out. You're more of a feelings kind of dog anyway.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) No one is as persuasive as you are, or as relentless, either. When you want something from your humans, you know just how to get it. But this time you're begging for something way larger than usual. Don't be surprised if your winning streak is broken.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Goodwill and friendship are givens in your doghouse. It's the unexpected you're going to experience today. Whether it's even more of a good thing or off the happiness scale remains to be observed.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Being idealistic is perfectly reasonable for a dog like you. You never give up on the best your human could be. Today you get a shining example of it. Enjoy.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Connecting with the others in your owner's group is a challenge, to put it mildly. Just why they get together is a mystery to you. The common denominator may be over your head, but you can still enjoy sleeping through it at your human's feet.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your definition of doing the right thing is obviously different than your human's definition. Today you have no clue what the fuss is even about. Since they're the ultimate authority, your best defense is the puppy look.
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