Aries (March 21 - April 19) If you've been digging furiously, it's probably because you think you see a light in the depths. Your instinct is to slink away when your owner is angry, but show him something shiny you've found hidden in the dirt to soften his mood.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You know just what to do with a pig's ear, but what the heck is pigskin? Think of it as a complex game of fetch. If you can't get your mouth around it, just keep your eye on the ball when your owner tells you to go deep.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) There may be some misunderstandings when it comes to rough play. The way you growl and bare your teeth could scare some humans, but to you and your pooch pals, it's poetry in action.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your suspicions of a certain deliveryman are evolving toward clarity. Your fur has been up for a reason, but there's a difference between sensing and knowing. Chewing the mail in the slot is not the same as biting the mailman.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You've been staring out the living room window for hours, waiting for the light of your life to return home. Go ahead and go nuts; your human loves your special greeting.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't despair if you're stuck alone in the yard. What you lack in communion you make up for with communication. Don't stop barking; your owner must learn that not everything's mutable.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Think of new ways to ask for more exercise. Make your tugs on the leash as light as a feather and your owner may surprise you with a longer walk.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're never bored with a good mud puddle, but today you let your imagination run wild. If it's deep enough and wide enough, you swim like a sea dragon roaming the depths.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) If you have trouble finding things today, it could be that your owner's aim is off. Each stick thrown in the air is an arrow flying into the abyss. No one is counting, so enjoy the chase.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You have lofty ideals, but keep your head out of the clouds. God helps those who help themselves, and you're only too happy to help yourself today. Don't overindulge in food left in high places.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You may feel like you're barking in vain, but a nearby human is an advocate for those who need someone to listen. Let them do the barking for you. Humans are so much better than dogs when it comes to using their lips.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) If you could lavish treats on yourself, you would -- you're that focused on you. But food is not the only reward. Treat yourself to a long walk instead, or a dip into Neptune's domain.
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