Aries (March 21 - April 19) Pick your battles wisely. You'll get help and support for some of the things you want, but not for others. Longer walks? Maybe. Steak dinners? Don't even begin salivating.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) If your human slept on fine linen, then you could understand why they'd be rubbed the wrong way by your presence on the bed. But if they're just plain old sheets, then why all the weirdness? Whatever the answer, you won't win this power struggle.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Just as you settle into your ways, someone really different may appear. If you thought you hated the mailman, their replacement may bring up fond feelings you never knew you had. Life is strange.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Who would want to be a cat, you ask -- besides the cat, of course? Well, you could stand to emulate them in some areas. Going for intellect instead of emotion is one way.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You need to let go of the idea that you're in charge. Your owner has the last word, especially when it comes to your walks. Come up with new ways to convince them to go out with you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your owners are taking the bull by the horns. If that means you're in the other room while they eat, then you'll have to set them straight. But do it by offering constructive criticism instead of just plain howling.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your romance with your human deepens. Now that you get along so well, you'll forge an intellectual connection. That's right, it's time to work on simple commands, so listen up.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Humans are causing problems in the doghouse. The only way to avoid the fireworks is to steer clear of them. So slip your collar, steal away, or tunnel under the fence to avoid outbursts.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's time to broaden your horizons. If you can relate well to your own humans, maybe you can relate well to other people. Explore the possibility the next time you're out and about.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner is preoccupied with money and finances. It's up to you to take their mind off of things. Try going on a new route for a change; nothing too different, just enough to do the trick.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're filled with high energy, but that's nothing new. So what makes this such a great day? The way you get to burn it off. The solution you and your owner come up with is downright brilliant.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Humans should always let sleeping dogs lie, but you -- now that's another story. Wake up your favorite pooch today. They should be spending time with others, not with their dreams.
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