Aries (March 21 - April 19) When your owner jingles the keys and lifts your leash, she acts as if she's not sure you're up for an outing. Without fail, your response is an ardent 'yes.' You'll get to do some exploring with your favorite human for a change.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) When you were in the big house, you couldn't afford to be picky. You had to go home with whatever human chose you. Now that you're in a different kind of house, you have the luxury of shopping around before deciding on your favorite human.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) As far as you're concerned, you're simply making your hopes and wishes known to all. But everyone doesn't want to hear about it. Take some friendly advice and keep the volume down.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You have a quick mind, which is lucky considering your bad memory. You don't know one human from another, so you have no idea that you're barking at the same one over and over. Rest assured you're doing it for excellent reasons.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You're not a spoiled dog. You don't need much; in fact, you can have a good time out of practically anything. That's the problem, so stick to the dog toys your owner heaps on you and ignore the rest.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're a high-spirited dog, and being combative gives you your true sense of purpose. That's such a shame. If only you and your owner knew that boredom was the source of both of your problems.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You have romance on your mind, and you mean business. No fence can hold you in and no collar can keep you by your owner's side today. Just make sure you leave some breadcrumbs.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You have nothing to gain by keeping other humans at bay, but your owner doesn't always see that you're just trying to be of service. Keep it up anyway, because your good judgment is right on target.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You and your owner see things oppositely. You think you're getting a lot done and having fun with it, but your owner sees you going backwards. That's because she's the one who has to clean up the mess.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Uh-oh, the dog walker's been fired, and you have no idea why. If it has something to do with your owner's family and career, you could be getting more walks from your favorite human instead.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your owner is a bit of a Bohemian, and she's spared you grooming. Thus far, that is. A clean dog will be a new discovery for her, and you'll soon be getting very acquainted with the tub.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're lost in a fog, but that's just the way you like it. You're seeing through charlatans in your daydreams and leaving the real ones to others. Just make sure you're safe and sound in your own doghouse while you're head is in the clouds.
Former New York Yankees left-hander Fritz Peterson died at the age of 82. He is probably best known exchanging wives with teammate Mike Kekich in the 1970s.