Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's that part of the day when time seems to slow down to practically a stand still. Your only activities are watching the dust in the sunlight and waiting for the mail, if they even qualify as activities. It only gets better from here, though, so endure for another few hours.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're not particularly passionate about anything. You could care less what you do or who you do it with, because the only one who really matters won't be with you. That's okay, because you're storing up a deep well of emotion for your owner's return.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Humans think of their health as an unknowable. You, on the other hand, are so in touch with how you physically feel that you know if things are as they should be or not. You can even tell when something is not right with your owner's health. It's time for some subtle hinting.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) There's no reason to jump into anything that doesn't involve your human, and nothing involves your human today. That means a whole lot of sitting around and watching. The emotional intensity you witness from the sidelines can be downright amusing.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Being left home alone is an important job. You're holding down the fort for the humans who can't be there to do it. Everyone takes care of each other in your doghouse, and that's as it should be. You enjoy doing your job today even if it means being lonely.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You're restless for the weekend, but you're not there yet. Try asking for a bit of midweek quality time with your owners. It shouldn't surprise you to discover they're also ready for a long walk. There's nothing quite like strolling under the stars with those you love.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The feelings you have for your owners run way deeper than those you have for your chew toys or even your pack mates. So when your material possessions are at stake, you'd gladly trade them in for more time with your humans. There's not a moment of hesitation on your part, either. Good dog.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're the picture of radiance and bliss when walking beside your owner. But your confidence suddenly eludes you when you're on your own. That's not a real problem, though, because you're not one to slip your collar and make a run for it. Keep the reason your little secret.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may not want to be alone, but you might as well make the most of it when you are. An epic nap is in the cards. Take your subconscious out for a joy ride as you delve into your internal stock of images and fantasies. It may surprise you to see that time with your owners isn't in the picture.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Time at the dog park is always about power and prestige underneath all that fun. That's what makes time with your humans so precious. There's no competition to get in the way of your feelings of love and affection. Today you choose to skip the park altogether.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You're nothing without an audience. Without your humans at home to adore you, you almost forget that you're a dog. Even the mail can slip by unnoticed if you're not hyper vigilant. Don't worry, though. You'll be reaffirmed by nightfall.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're so cute and fuzzy that people can't help but mess with you. You need to show them some teeth if you want to get them to back off. Sad but true. Your puppy image has to go sooner or later. Make it be today.
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