Aries (March 21 - April 19) You have a new home and you're trying to fit in. It's like learning a new culture. Now's the time for careful exploring. Save being spontaneous for after you've mastered the house rules.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Your owners know that new blessings are coming, but you don't understand why your basket has been moved in favor of a bassinet. It will take you a while to figure things out, but a big transition is about to happen.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're talkative and fiery. You love to bark, even if you have nothing important to communicate. You find yourself treated as the boy who cried 'wolf' when you don't take the advice of your humans.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner is attentive, but he's no Mr. Mom. That's fine with a dog like you. You want your relationship to be based on mutuality. You scratch my back and I'll scratch -- hey, wait a minute.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your owner wants to be a strong leader, but he needs to change his approach to teaching you tricks. You enjoy learning, but you can't have a good time doing anything that involves much domination. Show him this, and he'll be the one learning something new.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You love a session of fetch -- it gives you a true sense of purpose. You have plenty of energy for the game and your owner is willing to do what's necessary to wear you out.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) A child in your house is learning to walk, so you make yourself scarce. It's all 'whee -- watch me go' to the humans, but you don't like the toddling in her step. The creative movement makes you uneasy.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If you're going to start anything today, make it a fitness routine. But things could get ugly if your owner takes up jogging and you're stuck on the leash. Let it be known you need to set the pace.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Your owner has lots of energy and hardly knows what to do with it. Spending time in the yard throwing you sticks will calm her down. You'll both be getting a lot done and having fun doing it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) It's the same old same old. Who's walking who? You hear it with regularity. Your owner laughs, but you only cringe. Even a mutt like you knows it's 'who's walking whom.'
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Altruism is hardwired in you. That's what makes you the perfect rescue dog. Humans look at you with amazement, but you're not following any advanced ideas. You're only doing what comes naturally.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your owner doesn't seem to understand her responsibilities. She shuts the door behind her and leaves it up to you to channel your energies. Her irritation at your choices is bewildering. Make it unambiguous: You need more chew toys.
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