Aries (March 21 - April 19) You let out some rapid-fire barks, and the interloper headed for the hills. That was fast! It might have gone your way this time, but don't file this strategy away in the back of your mind for future use.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're so indecisive that you're stuck. If your thoughts are racing or going back and forth like a ping-pong ball, then stop looking at things so closely. In fact, ignore the world altogether and settle into your basket for a long nap.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) If only your owner didn't throw so badly. The two of you could have a great day playing endless fetch if they learned follow through. They could learn just that from the right love interest, so pull their leash in the right direction.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Insist on a window seat. If you can't walk on the wild side, at least you can enjoy a wild ride. Let your tongue loll and your ears flap on this one.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your owner can give quite a lecture but you're not impressed. They need to let off steam another way, as far as you're concerned. That's okay, they'll soon pick up on the obvious: it's in one ear and out the other.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) At work your owner has to use cold logic, but sometimes those icy crystals don't defrost on the way home. Let them know there's no room for freezer burn in your doghouse: it's warmth and love or nothing.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Sometimes it feels like you're walking a tightrope; if you drop on one side, you'll land in a dog pack; on the other, you'll curl into a cozy basket. Your owner sometimes feels the same way. Help them explore their wild nature.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some humans are good in business and some aren't. Your owner is one of the latter. Make sure they read the fine print so they don't get taken for another ride.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) With so much going on you'll have no problem keeping busy. Don't spend all your time vacuuming the floor and begging for scraps, though. Your human needs you to watch their back at this gathering.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll make a human take flight. They're in such a hurry to do that that they'll be discarding the extras. If it's a wallet and keys, leave it alone, but if it's a sandwich, well, fair is fair.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your human's sizzling affair is going out. The last sparks are still there, though, and you can help fan them back to life. Be your most charming self, or demand attention -- whatever works.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) When you're overwhelmed, you get to spend the day in your basket. Your owner doesn't have that luxury. So give them a break today; take care of business on a short walk and spend quality time at their feet while they're up.
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