Aries (March 21 - April 19) Ignore the subliminal, heavy business. For once you're slow to react, no matter what your emotions are like. That's not the most comfortable way to be, but it will certainly save you some fur.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're passionate about the length of your walk today, and you have more control than you realize. If your owner thinks you'll let them get away with a quickie, they'd better think again.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Some feelings are not as pleasant as others, for you or your human. You're feeling a bit willful today, and no amount of pushing or pulling can make you budge.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Keep yourself on a tight leash. Don't explode if someone you don't know walks in the door. No one needs that kind of emotional upheaval, least of all you.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You'll have to share the doghouse, and why resist? If your human is opening doors to old relatives, you'll get plenty of affection. Just don't count on any extra walks.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Don't delve too deep if your curiosity gets the best of you. You may not be a cat, but what you're analyzing could get you in trouble just the same. Satisfy your intellect another way.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You're nothing if not possessive when it comes to your material possessions but you can't do much about it. That's hard wired in you. The best you can do is give a warning growl.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It will take a lot of strength for your owner to keep you away from others, of the two-legged or four-legged variety. Pull as hard as you can, because affection from others is crucial.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're not the only one who has bad dreams. They may not be about metal rabbits or short leashes, but your humans' dreams can leave them moody and slow, too.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll get there one way or the other. You need to spend time with friends, and that's that. If the leash isn't going their way, well, then something has to snap.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You want to get ahead, but to get anywhere you'll have to impress other dogs. If you can't perform in front of that kind of audience, then you'll have to settle for your place on the totem pole.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) A promise is a promise. If you commit to being a good dog, then that's what you have to be. But don't eat the biscuits beforehand, just in case you can't follow through.
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