Aries (March 21 - April 19) An invisible fence leads to some subliminal heavy business. You're not comfortable leaving the yard, so as your owners will discover, you'll have to see a man about a horse on your own turf.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) The Moon brings out deep emotions, but put the intensity toward things that make you passionate, not moody or possessive. Protect your owner without keeping all humans at leash length.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You think you got one over on an older dog. She may be slower, but she's also more calculating. She's no con artist, but she'll swipe your ball if you look away for one split second.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You're a domesticated animal, and you're passionate about protecting your home. Just don't let the mailman at the door turn you into a junkyard dog.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Watch for plotters. It's all fun and games, but your owner likes to collect antiques and the cat is waiting in ambush. All the king's horses and all the king's men, as they say.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's easy to analyze the unseen when you have an acute sense of smell. Your owner hates the stop-and-go, but you're discovering clues on your investigative trail.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. You're as compelled as the cat is to have some face time with your owner. Be patient if there's no availability; your mere presence will soon draw her to you.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You're so energized that you feel like you've experienced a rebirth -- but it was actually a bath. A towel dance calms you down, but there's plenty of energy left over for a vigorous tug of war.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You've been trying so hard to be obedient that you're forgetting to follow your natural instincts. Remember that your owner loves a vigorous greeting and you'll end up in a state of enlightened ecstasy.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You came at a pretty penny. Your owners may have bought you for your looks, but they underestimated the power of love. Don't be surprised if they're no longer constantly primping you.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You don't necessarily need privacy to do your business, but you don't enjoy an audience either. Your owner will have to learn to look the other way if he insists on holding the leash.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You're not afraid of swimming with sharks. But no one toweled you off and you don't know how to use the doormat, so of course you got the couch wet. You shouldn't take the blame for the resulting emotional upheaval.
Our final 2024 mock draft projects four quarterbacks in the first five picks, but the Cardinals at No. 4 might represent the key pivot point of the entire board.
