Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your human's comings and going are a mystery to you. If you had braced yourself for more time alone, you'll be pleasantly surprised. It's a great day even if the reason escapes you.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) When your owner is out most of the day, it's hard to remember that they're in charge. 'You're not the boss of me' is not an appropriate response to their commands today, at least when biscuits are involved. Submit.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) It might take a while to get your message across, so it's never too early to start. If you were promised a long walk, start reminding your human at the first sign of light. And don't put up with any debating about it.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Why is your every impulse considered outrageous? Some humans just aren't very close to their own inner animal. Maybe you can start teaching them a thing or two about their untamed nature.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) There's no reason to feel anything but adoration when the celebrities trot by. You'll be in their inner posse soon enough. Until then, settle for basking in their glory.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Me, me, me -- can't you be a bit more flexible about your interests? It's a good day to think of your owner for a change. Digging in your paws won't get either of you anywhere. Go ahead, let your human treat you like the underdog.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Your owner has no idea how creative you have to be to keep yourself amused all day long. But your abilities might just take them by surprise. Put your thinking cap on and come up with just the right plan.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Just dealing with the mail can be a big challenge. So when there's visitor after visitor to the doghouse, it's only natural that you feel stressed. Watch yourself, though. You already know what comes next.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You might not be able to smile, but you definitely have a sense of humor. Your owner is really cracking you up today. Whether or not their antics are meant to be funny is hardly the point.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You're starting to wonder if you're defensive for naught. Are all other dogs really too demanding or it is you? Try going out and about with no possessions in your mouth and you might have your answer.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your power struggle is an internal one. You want to be obedient, yet you yearn to be independent of collar and leash. Do an experiment today by indulging in a little of both.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's impossible to mind your own business when your human's health and well being are involved. It may turn into an even bigger problem, but go ahead and let yourself get swept up in their drama.
