Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner is caught up in visions of the future again. Humans call this ambition. Don't worry. As preoccupied as they are with them, you're in each and every one.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Should you play it cool or bark your head off? Raise your fur or simply submit? These and more are the issues facing you today, and that's just your morning walk. The response you choose is up to your inner power struggle.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your owner is your best friend, until they want to do something like give you a bath. Then, suddenly, they're foreign to you. It's one of those days when you'll wonder who you're sharing the doghouse with.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) It's a good thing your humans are as cool and aloof as they are. You'd be in a lot of trouble if there were two hotheads on the leash instead of just one. You'll see first hand why it sometimes pays to be intellectual rather than emotional.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Being alpha is more than just having adoring minions. You need to come up with some clever solutions to dog park problems today. Be open-minded enough to figure out a new approach.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Keep one step ahead of your humans. Why be a creature of habit? Do things a little bit differently today, just to throw them off. You can always go back to your regular way of doing things tomorrow.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) You should make hay while the sun shines. You're getting along well with everyone today, man and beast alike. Use that to move up a few rungs on the ladder, at the dog park and in the doghouse.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some treat you as if you're the bottom of the food chain, but you beg to differ. Problems with human relatives shouldn't translate into problems for you. Unexpected outbursts are especially unappreciated.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's not a great day to interact with strangers. You won't impress them no matter how hard you try, and you're apt to annoy them. Don't bother trying to connect.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) At least you can go to sleep with a clear conscience. Scheming doesn't even enter your mind. There's only one way to get what you want, and that's begging. If a human thinks otherwise, that's a reflection on them.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Why settle for a dull day when you can have a great one? The way to jazz things up is in your paws. Instigating a minor change is all it takes to generate a lot of excitement in the doghouse.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Be open to change, because it's coming with or without your consent. It may be as simple as a new blanket or as complex as a new doghouse. Whatever it is, embrace it.
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