Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your owner is finally getting the hang of doing as little as possible. The day will go by in the most pleasant way imaginable. The only thing you can do to improve the day is throw in a long walk or two.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Time is valuable, it's agreed. You can spend precious time commiserating with your friends or you can actually get some exercise in. Don't waste your time at the dog park.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You can do no wrong with your packmates today. No matter how you behave, it affects your reputation for the better. You get to experience first-hand that most of winning is just showing up at the park.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You have too much good energy to sit around daydreaming. Save that for a rainy day. Getting plenty of exercise is the best way to spend the day.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Everyone is emotional, from the humans right past you and on down to the cat. For once flying off the handle isn't helping anything. You'd be doing the entire doghouse a favor if you could keep your cool.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) It's easy to respect your owner's opinion when they prefer one long route over another. But when they just want a quick outing in the yard -- not so much. Dig in your paws on this one.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Too many things on the go? Can there even be such a thing? You'll be so busy today your head will be spinning. Once you feel like the dog on the dashboard, you just may have your answer.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) When fantasy finally becomes reality, you may find it's not worth drooling over after all. That's so human of you. Although in your case, you'll actually be drooling.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) It's the rare day indeed that doesn't see you revved up and ready to go, any time of the day or night. But this is one day you're perfectly content to listen to the humans reminisce. The cozy feeling is just too good to pass up.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your human may not seem to be getting anywhere, but the advances are all internal. Such is the way of the creative endeavor. But even the most artistic of humans needs the occasional breath of fresh air. You know what to do, and how often.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Your walks are joint assets, and both you and your humans have some say over where and when they occur. Let your humans be the decision makers today. It may not be their turn, but it's the compassionate thing to do.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) There's no reason to settle for anything less than high energy levels. Today's the day you need them, after all. If you're a bit slow out of the basket, take advantage of an opportunity to transform yourself.
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