Aries (March 21 - April 19) Don't get upset. Things aren't going wrong so much as they're getting lost in translation. You'll eventually get your message across. Take a deep breath and just keep repeating your mantra, or whine, or give that beady stare.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You'll be tempted to gobble up the first bite of real food you see or bolt out the door as soon as it's cracked, but don't kid yourself that it won't come at a price. It will cost you, if only in bad feelings. Try to please your humans instead.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Preaching will get you nowhere, no matter what form you choose. Whether you're barking or staring hard, it's just variations on a theme. The way to get what you want is by being your winning self, not by being dogmatic.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your flow of energy is all wrong. You're feeling out of sorts, but your favorite human won't be there to put things right for you. You'll just have to do some self soothing, and you'll have all the time you need.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You have plenty of vitality and passion, but even your energy isn't limitless. Save a bit for a rainy day, a dark alley, or a confrontation with an ornery dog.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Overcoming tension is usually a chore for humans. But today it's you who's feeling the strain of social pressure. Some dogs just have you nervous. It falls on you to put the pack at ease.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Restrain yourself because your human can't. Responses are generally good, but don't keep upping the ante. It's hard for a dog like you to stop, but once the biscuit leads to the table scraps, it's time to call it a day.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It looks great, but something is just not quite right. Trust your instincts on this one. The stomach ache, fleas, or scuffle would be much larger than you can imagine, so don't take any risks.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You're not a dog to sit back and observe. Even if it's a fracas, you get right into the fray. Luckily for you, what you'll see today is goodwill and friendship, so enjoy.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You eat with such speed that expecting you to taste your chow is idealistic. Unless it tastes bad, that is. You'll consider going to extremes to get your point across. Yes, it's time for a hunger strike. Boycott the bowl.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You and your packmates just can't stay organized! That's okay, because it's the perfect time to have fun on your own. If you just can't manage that, then rope in a few of your favorite humans.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Humans can sometimes be real blabbermouths, and yours are no exception. You won't be able to drag them away from this particular conversation, so if you expect any exercise at all, you know just what to do.
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