Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your human is placing their career above time with you yet again. But it's the first day of the work week, so let them off the hook one more time. As they walk out the door, tell yourself, I can do this.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Even the most preacher type of person can be enlightened by something simple. You're that simple something today. You may not know what makes the bulb go off but you can enjoy its warm glow.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Are you your human's subordinate or their best friend? You're just not sure. If you really need to be clear about your relationship, try pushing the best friend idea to its limit.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You don't have to go to great lengths to feel useful. You create the perfect balance in your owner's life just by being yourself. When they have problems at work, you're there for comfort. That's just one example.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You need to build up your self-respect. That can mean doing everything your human says or nothing at all. If you decide to go the 'Good Dog' route, then tackle each command with enthusiasm. If not, enjoy.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You never know when you'll meet the dog you've been waiting for. Walking on the leash or going to the dog park are just the most obvious possibilities. Tied up in front of the hardware store, idling at a red light -- keep your eyes open.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) The past means nothing to you. You can't even remember ever being a puppy. But your human is in one of those sentimental moods, and you'll have to put up with all the emotions that go with it. Curl up in your basket to wait it out.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Dogs with self-control just look foolish to you, but they know something you don't. In fact, their behavior is quite shrewd. If they're getting twice the biscuits you are, then it's time for you to put two and two together.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Whenever you start in on an aria, the neighbors start their complaining. Music and art just don't hold any appeal for some humans. Don't let that stop you. Keep singing until the shoes fly.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your owner might not get any gain recognition at work, but they get positive re-enforcement every single time they walk in the door. They need it more than ever today, so put your high energy to good use.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You suddenly don't want to do something after you hear the word 'no.' You're not sure why this is happening, but it's a good thing all the way around. Enjoy putting more restrictions on yourself so you human can cut you some slack.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your group at the park is lacking something or someone these days. Or could it be you just need something new? The solution is easier than you think. Find a new pack to hang with, if only for the day.