Aries (March 21 - April 19) Some dogs aren't comfortable racing around, but you just don't feel at your best if you're going slow. Too bad you're always on the leash. Or -- Eureka!, slip your collar and make a run for it.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You're nothing if not passionate. But don't let your deep emotions ruin your day. Getting all moody over your empty bowl is just not worth it. Save your intensity for the mail.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Too bad your feelings call all the shots. If you could sit back and use your intelligence instead, you might have some insight into the situation. As it is, you'll just pour on the guilt until you get your way. Whatever works.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Your owner is expecting some documents in the mail, but it's all gibberish to you, or rawhide, as the case may be. Try to be a bit picky about what to tear into and what to avoid, if at all possible.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Your ego is huge, and that's not all bad. Luckily for everyone in the doghouse, it's big enough to wrap them all in it. An outsider may have no idea how fiercely you protect you and yours, but they'll find out.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You don't have unrealistic goals. In fact, you have no goals at all. The future doesn't even exist for you today. Let your emotions drive you from one silly pursuit to another.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Money might not change hands in the doghouse, but material possessions sure do. What you're not willing to share will just be taken away from you. You might as well be generous instead of stingy.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some humans may act repulsed by you, but they're just afraid of your show of strength. What they don't realize is that you're hardwired to chase whatever runs away. Have fun.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) For some reason, you're the one who sees the big picture today, while your human is caught up in the details. But it's not up to you to point out why they're so tied in knots. All you can do is wait for them to see the obvious.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) When you see those you love, you can't help but give them a powerful greeting. Too powerful. Don't go too far in the opposite direction and act detached, but do show some restraint.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Privacy? What's privacy? You're both physically and emotionally exposed each and every day. It's time to discover the benefits of solitude. You'll finally understand the purpose of the doghouse.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) One minute you're cute and fuzzy, the next you're biting like a hungry shark. Unless you're a puppy, that kind of behavior is only acceptable at the dog park. Be careful with how you conduct your business in front of humans.
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