Aries (March 21 - April 19) It's usually easy to be agreeable and charming, but today you have to force yourself. Whether it's you or the world around you that's different doesn't really matter. Either way, being a good dog is plain, old-fashioned hard work.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) What in the world can your humans see in the cat? How can they relate to the cat and then turn around and connect with you? It's a conundrum and an insult all rolled into one ball of yarn, but don't get your fur up over it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) You're one of the busybodies today. There's no such thing as none of your business. Luckily for you, you have the nose to collect information to your heart's content. Hope for a long leash to go with it.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You can charm one dog at a time, but when it comes to packs, that's a different story altogether. Avoid the group scene at the dog park today. You just can't beguile the mob.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) If people don't automatically think of you as stubborn, then it's time to start making it a part of your reputation. Dig your paws in a few times, just to see how it feels. You'll be impressed with the results.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Life is one big adventure, as long as the other dog or human on your escapade is simpatico. It doesn't take much soul searching to know whether you're sharing your journey with the right one. Do some thinking.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) There's a certain ease that comes from being with your packmates that you just don't feel with others. You need to feel that particular kind of harmony that only comes from a visit to the park.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Every single choice is like a Herculean effort for your owner, while you make every decision in haste. The two of your just can't sync up today. You'll have to cool your heels at each fork in the road.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Sometimes the chow you eat is critically important, and other times it's but a minor detail. You'll notice everything today, from the brand to the size of the kibble. You'll even take the time to taste it.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Your human is too conscientious to skip a walk, but it seems like they're not having much fun. Don't take it personally if you feel more like a responsibility than a blessing today.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) There's something strange in the doghouse but you can't put your paw on what it is. It feels like ghosts of dogs past are trying to tell you stories. In reality, it's merely your connection to your wild side talking to you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Some days the most beautiful words on the planet are Good Dog. Other days, it's simply Chow. Today it's not words at all but the jingle of the keys or the tags on your collar that are like poetry to your ears.
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